Headline Spotting - Part 1

Newsfeed readers are quite useful but they do throw up some really strange headlines. My first encounter with one of these was the headline 'Gunshot victim critical' and I thought 'well you would be wouldn't you', you're not likely to be complementary. 

Today I come across 'Cemetery owner denies murder plot' and I'm wondering whether he has a special space for murder victims. 

Perhaps it's just me...