Gordon's Sticky Fingers

Yeah, yeah I know it's not spelled the same but how the hell would I get the headline if accuracy was my main concern? Michael Douglas' role in Wall Street seems likely to have little in common with the green lizards you see walking up walls in your cheap Spanish condo apart from the reptilian stare, but gekkos are some cool little dudes with amazingly sticky fingers (not so unlike Wall Streets finest after all then) and now, it seems, scientists have used the secret of the tacky lizards to formulate a substance that is three times stickier than any other glue. That is some sticky shit!
I might just have to blag some of this stuff so that I can hang onto what little money I'll have left after paying for our bankers bonuses. Link