Boris The Spider

The blonde bombshell whose bufoonery, I am reliably informed, hides a sharp intellect has called time on the beleagured Sir Ian Blair. Weaving his web around London Boris has effectively removed his support for the Metropolitan police commisioner who is already under attack from shadowy forces within the force. 

The Force is obvously not strong in Sir Ian Obi Wan. 

I can no longer feel his presence. 

Gone he is.