Monday, January 19, 2009

Pudenda Pleasured by Prolific Portfolio

As if having your mortgage stifled by the financial brouhaha recent research by'scientists' has found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their horizontal jogging partner's bank balance. The financial whizz kids with the money haven't just fucked the economy successfully but their heading for your women and they're fiscally tumescent. 
So not only have they got our money, destroyed our economy and got away scott free they've also scored on the sex front as well. Oh goody. That makes me feel so much better.
On another tack altogether just how do the 'scientist' discover this? I think we should be told.