Hand Shandy Handy

It seems that apart from the fabled visual disturbance properties of the abuse of self it's all good in the world of Mrs Palm and her five sisters. New research has shown that masturbation in males over the age of fifty has a protective effect against prostate cancer. Unfortunately the news for the under fifties is not so good and frequent visits to the opticians are still the order of the day. As for you ladies sorry but there no good excuse for the old washing machine rodeo. More research needed perhaps.