Pudenda Pleasured by Prolific Portfolio

As if having your mortgage stifled by the financial brouhaha recent research by'scientists' has found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their horizontal jogging partner's bank balance. The financial whizz kids with the money haven't just fucked the economy successfully but their heading for your women and they're fiscally tumescent. 
So not only have they got our money, destroyed our economy and got away scott free they've also scored on the sex front as well. Oh goody. That makes me feel so much better.

On another tack altogether just how do the 'scientist' discover this? I think we should be told.

Not Just Defendant That's Going Down Then

It's all going on in St Louis apparently where a convicted murderer is demanding a retrial because of alleged rumpy pumpy amongst jurors and sheriff's deputies who had been put up in a hotel during the trial. Two of the jurors were reported by another member of the same jury for horizontal jogging and two deputies also allegedly had sex whilst on duty. 

I don't know what they're using for air freshener in the courtroom but I can't wait till it reaches the UK.  

There's One Born Every Minute - No.956

I make no comment, no judgement. Just read this.

This person could be teaching your kids or flying your plane. I don't know which of these two scenarios is the more frightening.