Exciting news from Dorset where the Cerne Abbas giant, currently a shadow of his former self, is to get a makeover to spruce up his image. Volunteers will re-chalk his well-endowed outline to afford sightseers with a view of his, er, gigantic majesty. No doubt there will be much sniggering on the hillside as this ancient monument gets his outline polished. Ooo err missus.
Post script: a famed Dorset biscuit is known as the Dorset Knob. Can't think where the name came from.
Oh do stoppit, now!