Sanity At Last

Just when you think that the whole world has gone stark staring batshit crazy along come a story to restore your faith in the intrinsic sanity of the human race. Check this out, line two is the pertinent entry if you'll pardon the phrase.

Thinks: there may be horses at this party, I'll bring my 5' inflatable penis just in case. You can't be too careful.

Bummer of an Allergy Pandora

There's a Gary Larson cartoon featuring a deer with a huge target on it and it's partner saying 'Bummer of a birth mark Ralph'. This from the BBC website evoke a similar response. How cruel is this, a herbivore with a grass allergy. Intelligent design my arse.