Home On the Range

I know who Paris Hilton is. I wish I could say I didn't but I do because she's all over the news every time you open a paper. Now it seems that two of her dogs have been eaten by coyotes. Her mutts are left outside at night, an open invitation, evidently, for the boys in the 'hood to mosey on over and get down. Given that they are presumably handbagged sized canines they make great coyote canapes for the Hollywood Dog Pack mob. What her 'pack' needs is a large empty enclosed space and I'd like to propose the one between her ears. 

But perhaps I'm being unkind.