Snodland Big Cat - No, Not a Joke

Here in Dorset, big cat sightings are reported regularly but there is no known photographic evidence to back up the reports. Now from Snodland in Kent comes this. Now that's a pretty big cat. I'm not sure how big but I wouldn't like to have to worm it. 
So is it possible that this guy/girl comes the Dorset on holiday or is just part of a government big cat job relocation programme. I think we should be told.

Spit and Polish or Maybe Vice Versa

Exciting news from Dorset where the Cerne Abbas giant, currently a shadow of his former self, is to get a makeover to spruce up his image. Volunteers will re-chalk his well-endowed outline to afford sightseers with a view of his, er, gigantic majesty. No doubt there will be much sniggering on the hillside as this ancient monument gets his outline polished. Ooo err missus.

Post script: a famed Dorset biscuit is known as the Dorset Knob. Can't think where the name came from. 

Oh do stoppit, now!