Lord of Darkness' DJ found in Hants Pond

This just in (via BoingBoing) is proof, if proof were needed, that the woman arrested for throwing green slime on Peter Mandelson, Government Representative for the Dark Side, is entirely INNOCENT and was merely trying to prevent the contents of a leaking business secretary from burning a hole in the tarmac.

Surprised pond life enthusiasts from Hampshire, England found Mr Mandelson's evening wear covered in green slime in a pond whilst cleaning it. Interesting that Davos and Davros are not a million miles from one another semantically though philosohically they differ slightly.

Has the Lord of Darkness spung a leak? I think we need full disclosure and we need it now.